Fuzzy Elf
Humor
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X-Facts: The Highly Addictive and awesome game made by the WB that tests your Evolution smarts!!! You know you watch too much X men Evolution When...
¤ You wear gloves to avoid skin to skin contact
¤ When people ask about the sunglasses you cry 'I've got a bazooka behind each one! What do you expect me to do?!' Then walk off singing 'I wear my sunglasses at night...'
¤ You've always got a head injury from trying to walk through walls
¤ When a storm starts up you take the credit
¤ You're late for school because you took too long trying to teleport there this morning. For some reason it just won't work...
¤ You wear spandex suits and prefeer to be refeered to by your code name
¤ You attempt to cheat on tests at school by trying to read the mind of the person sitting next to you.
¤ You often fall from form high places (e.g., lamp posts, trees, chandelers) because that tail you try to use just isn't there.
¤ You write fashion magazines and tell them how hot blue fur is this season. You never forget to mention that bald is sexy!
¤ You acuse random people on the street of being Mystique
¤ You refuse to use a knife when your retractable claws work just as well
¤ You try to play with your dog thinking you've turned yourself into one
¤ You ramble about how solar energy makes you stronger
¤ You are in the habit of exploding things
¤ You dodge people in the halls for fear of multiplying if they bump into you
¤ You scream 'why won't ice come out of my hands!!??' when you try to freeze your pool over for a little midsummer skating
¤ You ask your parents to build a danger room in the basement. For training purposes...
¤ You get upset when your mom won't let you play with fireworks. It's even more upsetting when she doesn't beleive they come out of your hands
¤ You have an x men evolution website
¤ Your x men evolution web site includes one of these sections
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